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Ok OK... i'll be the first one to get his post deleted LOL. I tried to make it as clean as possible. Rated: PG
Little Johnny and Nasty Norman were promoted from Privates to Sergeants. Not long after, they were out for a walk and Little Johnny said, "Hey, Nasty Norman, there's the Officer's Club. Let's you and me stop in."
"But we're Privates," protested Nasty Norman.
"We're Sergeants now," said Little Johnny, pulling him inside.
"Now, Nasty Norman, I'm gonna sit down and have me a drink."
"But we's Privates," said Nasty Norman.
"You blind?" asked Little Johnny, pointing at his stripes. "We're Sergeants now."
So they have their drink, and pretty soon a "working girl" went up to Little Johnny.
"You're cute," she said, "and I'd like to bang you, but I've got a bad
case of gonorrhea."
Little Johnny pulled his friend to the side and whispered, "Nasty Norman, go look in the dictionary and see what 'gonorrhea' means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign."
So Nasty Norman went to look it up, came back, and gave Little Johnny the big okay sign.
Three weeks later, Little Johnny was laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea. "Nasty Norman," he said, "why'd you give me the okay?"
"Well, Little Johnny, in the dictionary it says gonorrhea affects the privates." He pointed to his stripes. "But we're Sergeants now!"
Little Johnny and Nasty Norman were promoted from Privates to Sergeants. Not long after, they were out for a walk and Little Johnny said, "Hey, Nasty Norman, there's the Officer's Club. Let's you and me stop in."
"But we're Privates," protested Nasty Norman.
"We're Sergeants now," said Little Johnny, pulling him inside.
"Now, Nasty Norman, I'm gonna sit down and have me a drink."
"But we's Privates," said Nasty Norman.
"You blind?" asked Little Johnny, pointing at his stripes. "We're Sergeants now."
So they have their drink, and pretty soon a "working girl" went up to Little Johnny.
"You're cute," she said, "and I'd like to bang you, but I've got a bad
case of gonorrhea."
Little Johnny pulled his friend to the side and whispered, "Nasty Norman, go look in the dictionary and see what 'gonorrhea' means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign."
So Nasty Norman went to look it up, came back, and gave Little Johnny the big okay sign.
Three weeks later, Little Johnny was laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea. "Nasty Norman," he said, "why'd you give me the okay?"
"Well, Little Johnny, in the dictionary it says gonorrhea affects the privates." He pointed to his stripes. "But we're Sergeants now!"
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